Category: K.K. Trench Life
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K.K. Trench is an absolutely regular surface dweller human man and not three kobolds standing atop each other’s shoulders inside a trenchcoat. This journal records his observations of surface rites, rituals and culture – for documentation purposes, absolutely not for later use as an invasion guide.
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The House Royal opened its glass gates without a challenge—clearly recognizing our superiority. Inside, we faced moving rooms, cursed key-boxes, and suspiciously soft furniture. But the ritual of television has been performed. The fortress is ours now.
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+ city hall aftermath, coat of camouflage, complimentary offerings, cursed technology, fancy hotel, glass fortress, house royal, kobold logic, mistaken identity, surface ritual, trenchcoat diplomacy, tv ritual+
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K.K. Trench journeys to the feared Hall of the City to challenge the warlock who dares threaten Lair 2B. Bureaucracy, mistaken identity, and an unexpected exile to a palace of soft carpets ensue.
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+ 3kobolds blog, city hall, eviction, housing department, kobolds, luxury hotel, misunderstanding, relocation, satire, surface rituals, trenchcoat, Urban Fantasy+
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A sacred surface relic awakens in our lair, revealing a fierce warrior priestess performing rituals of preparation. We attempt to follow her commands – marching, kicking, and pushing the very earth – until the vision ends and the knives return. We are now ready for war. Possibly.
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+ 80s workout, battle hymn, city hall prep, comedy writing, cursed tv, fantasy parody, iron maiden, kobold blog, kobold training, spandex cult, surface rituals, workout tape+
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Our peaceful recovery from the Elixir Heist was interrupted by a surface-dwelling warlock clad in reflective armor. Now, faced with a summons to City Hall, we must prepare for battle to defend our rightful claim to Lair 2B.
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+ amateur magic, blog fiction, city inspector, eviction, kobolds, lair 2b, summoning, surface rituals, trenchcoat, Urban Fantasy+
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Hungry and out of currency papers, we discovered a strange surface ritual involving noise, bottle-smashing, and the gathering of tribute. Our success led to the acquisition of steaming mystery canines, now classified as an essential surface-world food.
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+ 3kobolds, busking, hot dogs, humor writing, K.K. Trench, kobold life, silly adventures, surface rituals, trenchcoat kobolds, Urban Fantasy+
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While attempting to conjure cheese, we encountered a mighty surface-dwelling beast – a garbage truck performing a strange urban ritual! Join us as we master the sacred rite of offering relics.
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+ garbage truck, humor writing, kobold blog, lair life, modern fantasy, offering ritual, silly fantasy, strange encounters, surface dwellers, urban fantasy humor+
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A surface-dweller named Fast Vik arrives bearing a gleaming tribute, sealing an unexpected pact. We solemnly accept, as is proper among the surface folk.
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+ Cargo Cult Thinking, Fast Vik, humor, K.K. Trench, kobolds, Strange Surface Rituals, Surface-Dweller Customs, Surreal Humor, Urban Fantasy+
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While awaiting the Spirit of Voyage’s blessing, an unexpected encounter with Fast Vik leads to a chaotic sequence, revealing the mysterious judgments of surface rituals.
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+ Fast Vik, humor, kobolds, magical realism, neighbor encounters, parody, surface rituals, traffic lights, trenchcoat adventures, Urban Fantasy+
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Our pilgrimage to the Golden Arches unveils sacred rituals, divine offerings, and the profound impact of McDon-Ald’s blessings on our lives.
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+ culinary adventures, cultural observations, fast food rituals, humorous reviews, kobold experiences, McDonald’s, parody worship, surface deities, trenchcoat escapades, urban exploration+
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