Tag: kobold blog
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A sacred surface relic awakens in our lair, revealing a fierce warrior priestess performing rituals of preparation. We attempt to follow her commands – marching, kicking, and pushing the very earth – until the vision ends and the knives return. We are now ready for war. Possibly.
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We followed the scent of popcorn into a strange surface ritual in a “park,” only to witness a series of public executions accompanied by snack consumption and alchemical chanting. The surface-dwellers called it a “performance.” We call it a warning.
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While attempting to conjure cheese, we encountered a mighty surface-dwelling beast – a garbage truck performing a strange urban ritual! Join us as we master the sacred rite of offering relics.
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The K.K. Trench Blog 