Tag: spandex cult
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A sacred surface relic awakens in our lair, revealing a fierce warrior priestess performing rituals of preparation. We attempt to follow her commands – marching, kicking, and pushing the very earth – until the vision ends and the knives return. We are now ready for war. Possibly.
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The K.K. Trench Blog 