Tag: surface rituals
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K.K. Trench journeys to the feared Hall of the City to challenge the warlock who dares threaten Lair 2B. Bureaucracy, mistaken identity, and an unexpected exile to a palace of soft carpets ensue.
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+ 3kobolds blog, city hall, eviction, housing department, kobolds, luxury hotel, misunderstanding, relocation, satire, surface rituals, trenchcoat, Urban Fantasy+
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A sacred surface relic awakens in our lair, revealing a fierce warrior priestess performing rituals of preparation. We attempt to follow her commands – marching, kicking, and pushing the very earth – until the vision ends and the knives return. We are now ready for war. Possibly.
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+ 80s workout, battle hymn, city hall prep, comedy writing, cursed tv, fantasy parody, iron maiden, kobold blog, kobold training, spandex cult, surface rituals, workout tape+
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We followed the scent of popcorn into a strange surface ritual in a “park,” only to witness a series of public executions accompanied by snack consumption and alchemical chanting. The surface-dwellers called it a “performance.” We call it a warning.
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+ cultural confusion, eldritch performance, kobold blog, misunderstood theater, park exploration, popcorn mystery, public rituals, scavenging, street food, surface rituals, trenchcoat adventures, urban survival+
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Our peaceful recovery from the Elixir Heist was interrupted by a surface-dwelling warlock clad in reflective armor. Now, faced with a summons to City Hall, we must prepare for battle to defend our rightful claim to Lair 2B.
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+ amateur magic, blog fiction, city inspector, eviction, kobolds, lair 2b, summoning, surface rituals, trenchcoat, Urban Fantasy+
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Hungry and out of currency papers, we discovered a strange surface ritual involving noise, bottle-smashing, and the gathering of tribute. Our success led to the acquisition of steaming mystery canines, now classified as an essential surface-world food.
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+ 3kobolds, busking, hot dogs, humor writing, K.K. Trench, kobold life, silly adventures, surface rituals, trenchcoat kobolds, Urban Fantasy+
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While awaiting the Spirit of Voyage’s blessing, an unexpected encounter with Fast Vik leads to a chaotic sequence, revealing the mysterious judgments of surface rituals.
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+ Fast Vik, humor, kobolds, magical realism, neighbor encounters, parody, surface rituals, traffic lights, trenchcoat adventures, Urban Fantasy+
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